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Elves Demotivational Poster


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


WOW -




NIGHT ELVES -


TAGS: elves challenge shadow dark knight crazy wow warcraft
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 9:09 am
Kung-fu monkey shenanigans? Watch "Grandma's Boy"...
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:58 am
Damn it! Monkeys suck! Wait...new training idea...what if they learn to drive trucks? Do monkeys live to the age of sixteen?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:56 am
But then they're drinking your beer.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:55 am
And what if someone is drinking a beer? They could lose a hand... Ah, I have the solution. I'll just keep the monkeys drunk all the time; that way, they'll miss the cans. Brilliant, eh?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:50 am
They'll shoot full cans.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:49 am
That is beyond awesome...and now I want a monkey. I wouldn't teach it Kung Fu, though. (I wouldn't want to repeat that guy's mistake.) I'll just teach them to shoot beer cans with shotguns. What could possibly go wrong?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Actual news story, not sure if it's real though. Guy trained his monkeys to do kung fu, and they turned on him. Probably fake, but still awesome.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:44 am
Is that a new character class?...and I though Peanut with a six-pack was weird enough. (Dunham's puppet)
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:41 am
*cough* Say, heard about the kung fu monkeys?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:40 am
That last "totally" makes me suspicious...Random, do you have a level 30 Blood Druid?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:38 am
I totally don't have an account. Totally.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:37 am
That it is. It has taken more lives that we can count. Hell, it has more accounts than the world has people!
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:35 am
Satan game!


SANTA'S OFFICE PARTY - The elves found the magic dust!




BEER - The leading cause of half-elves since the Second Age.


TAGS: beer renaissance faire festival elf elves
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by The DethElf

Auda - November 12, 2008, 3:07 am
Went to Comicon, couldn't remember what happened, I had to rebuild the story from headlines, the witnesses and the arresting officer(s).
Raaaarht!! - July 9, 2008, 2:11 am
Hmm... Play Your Cards right, and "Fantasy" won't stop at the Fair...
Eric - April 24, 2008, 8:36 am
bah, links langharig tuig


TIME -


TAGS: time limited waste impossible ourselves
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:55 pm

very nice
SteveFurlong - July 29, 2012, 6:23 pm
5L for truth. ... Which reminds me that I need to stop goofing around on motifake and get back to writing.


ELVES -




EPIPHANY -


TAGS: yet unfortunatley people love themselves too much to giv eit all up hammy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:18 am
Thank You
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:43 am
those who seek happiness must first learn contentment. whatever. 5L hammy
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 4:54 am

solid 5.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 7:09 pm
Perfectly safe Actually
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:54 pm

is is safe or PM conversation?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:50 pm
You really Want To know ?
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:48 pm

baby aspirin & OJ? should I even ask?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:42 pm
I Amaze Even Myself sometimes... Oh Who Am I Kidding, baby aspirin And Orange Juice here I Come
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:42 pm
Nice Save Hammy
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:41 pm
Well At Least You get the Idea, And Also the second Implied Idea. (No One Is Perfect)
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:39 pm

sadly, once is is posted it is here to stay unless you have a really great reason. Spelling does not count as a reason...if it did I would delete about 1/2 of mine.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:37 pm
I Know This Is A Lot To Ask, But can You Delete This...So I Can Repost Without spelling Errors. And Thanks For the Lions And, Special thanks To You rerun :D
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 6:24 pm
Lose. 5L
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:22 pm

maybe your best to date


MERRY MOTIFAKIN' CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: elves assignment
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

BoneCD - December 18, 2009, 6:24 am
Excellent Veggie!!!
spacedog - December 17, 2009, 11:10 pm
Love it PDM117! It's hard to pitter-patter in those lousy shoes walking on just your hind legs.
Cubbybear - December 17, 2009, 10:51 pm
Classic I love it
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 9:07 pm
The things we do for love!
Produceman117 - December 17, 2009, 8:53 pm
LMAO, Aggy! The sacrifices we make...
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:36 pm
(body gone)
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:34 pm
They can't charge me when they never found a body. Wait........ FREE GUINNESS FOR EVERYONE!
Produceman117 - December 17, 2009, 8:28 pm
That's exactly what Cubby, Aggy, Random, MWLF, & Spacedog wants everyone to think: That they're "cute" and "safe" and "acquitted."
Derek - December 17, 2009, 3:50 pm
Awwww cute :-)


NIGHT ELVES - Because Warcraft players are afraid of Drows.


TAGS: elves anime drow warcraft
Rating: 3.88/5


HOMELESS SANTA -


TAGS: treat elves with kindness cubby
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - December 21, 2010, 8:17 pm
Deep and sad without dark... well played.


ALWAYS REMEMBER THOSE BRAVE SOULS -




ELVES - They're masters of sarcasm.


TAGS: i can picture it now logicdude sitting next to a pile of soybeans with a magnifying glass assignment for december 18 elves
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Baggis - December 31, 2009, 6:38 am
Thats not an elf, its Monique and she is perfectly human (as far as people in comics can be) dont you people read sinfest? :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 12:18 pm
Look what Briton found!!!, Sorry Briton.....but....yeah.
sickartist - December 18, 2009, 12:12 pm
5L I actually LOL'd
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 9:37 am
Awesome!


OR - A select few will settle for Greybeard status.




Tree Goblins -




APPEARANCE -


TAGS: disguise others from ourselves
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

CloudchaserS - October 2, 2011, 10:41 am
Saw the image, thought of the lead singer of Antiproduct. Read the quote, thought of the Blue Man Group song Persona
rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:23 am
5 BIG hugs for this one! :)
rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:22 am
% BIG hugs for this one!


ELVES -




PIMPIN' SHIT -


TAGS: only an ahole refers to themselves in third person
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 17, 2009, 10:05 pm
Note to self: never again trust aggy to write the tags.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:31 pm
Yet pathetically NOT prophylactic.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 4:03 pm
This is a great one. Profoundly prophetic.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:23 pm
Well just for the record. Us Amerikens hate meeses...to pieces! 'Cause meese down thisaway tend to bite nieces! Oh, and as a side note, I think I may need a doctor after reading your last. Gifted. Just freakin gifted!
Sean - June 12, 2009, 6:16 pm
They would have us call them that, eh? So we passive aggressives (all Canadians are, by the way) rebel against the pro-moose agenda by calling them "mooses". Sure, they bite more sisters as a result, but only the sisters who need biting to begin with.
MO - June 12, 2009, 6:04 pm
meese!!!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 6:02 pm
And we do know that there are a lot of camels up there...tyhat way the Mooses don't have to do the work, eh!
MO - June 12, 2009, 5:56 pm
meese
Sean - June 12, 2009, 5:53 pm
Here in Canada we pimp our camels with touques and sort of a multicoloured scarf and mittens combo. Makes the mooses jealous as hell, too. Good times.
agdaniele - June 12, 2009, 5:45 pm
This one's quality marks it for export... guaranteed!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 5:43 pm
Bob Dole said....


SANTA'S ELVES -


TAGS: elves santa female
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by sickartist

sickartist - January 23, 2010, 10:34 am
no Bob. It was humor.
Bob D. Sailor - January 5, 2010, 11:07 pm
*sigh* That's not Santas' Elves... That's World of Warcraft (Warcrack) cosplay.


FUTILITY -


TAGS: consider yourselves lucky
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 1:15 am
I feel, well.. demotivated. five sad, moping lions. (secretly i am still laughing)
Sean - May 7, 2010, 12:32 am
If you use the phrase, "We're trying to get pregnant." you are not fit to tinkle in the gene pool.
MrRandom - May 7, 2010, 12:08 am
Terrible. Just terrible. I'd be angry if my sense of humor wasn't already so dark. 5L


HEY...ELF GIRL - Wanna make some cookies? What do you mean your not THAT kind of elf? I love your cookies!




COSPLAYERS ARE D-BAGS -




PARTY ELVES - Naughty or Nice? Anything's possible if the money is right


TAGS: elves
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:39 pm
LOL! All growed up!
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:38 pm
Aggy told me to check their adams apples first. I'll take the middle one. 5 tis the seasons


SOOO WRONG! - I know dude....I ordered a copy for Grandma


TAGS: elves
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 12:06 am
Gross, Cubby. Gross.


ELVES - Almost as creepy as clowns and Santa




Robin Williams will be missed -




Embalmer -




unconscionable moron -


TAGS: moron parents have children barren women cry themselves to sleep
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 9:39 pm
Damm, cynic, my dad did that to me over the bear pit at the Portland zoo…early ‘50s. The bears were like, ‘really?’, rather intense…true story


Men must be Men -


TAGS: men joking about themselves is attractive according to survey
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 6, 2013, 11:15 am
"...for, according to our mother, you're our father, and that's good enough for us."


I BELIEVE - he'll fit in just fine




LYING -


TAGS: santa elves fake shottyz
Rating: 3.77/5

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agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 7:27 pm
This is how I find out?!?!? 5L


SIR! SIR! -


TAGS: elves assignment or santa claus assignment or suicide assignment or reindeer assignment or intoxication assignment whatever
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:58 pm
*spoiler alert* 5Ls.


What Elves do in their Spare Time -


TAGS: elves do in spare time
Rating: 4.75/5

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College -




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